My friends need to stop getting boyfriends. This epidemic is putting a damper on my social life. Seriously, if you can't provide me with an adequate boyfriend, don't get one yourself. Because what happens is this: We still hang out, but when he's out of town, or doing something else, or worse, also there. I love your boyfriend, he's fun, but let's face it--no one likes being the third wheel. We also usually just hang out doing the stuff you haven't already done with him. We go to the mall or watch a chick flick, because the two of you already saw the Blockbuster hit. You also went with him to the play I want to see. Meanwhile, I'm trying to contact my few still-single friends to see if someone, anyone, will go to a concert with me.
Don't get me wrong, I completely understand. If I had a boyfriend, I would definitely do those things with him and not with you, my single friend. Sure, I'd try to make you feel comfortable being the third wheel, and maybe we'd have some success. However, I would appreciate if boyfriends came in sets. You know, when one girl gets hers, her closest friends also get one. That would solve so many problems.
I didn't even get to go to the fair this year.
