ANTM

I love watching America's Next Top Model. Addicting. And I can really watch it over and over.

I could never be on America's Next Top Model, though, because I don't think I could act like Tyra Banks hung the moon. I also would refuse to play along when she would do those little surprise skit things.

Seriously, Tyra, if the models don't understand that your house is not really condemned, that it's just an over-the-top way of you telling them they'll be moving, then they fit the dumb-model stereotype that you preach against each season. Or they've never watched the show.

I think Tyra probably does really help some people with self-confidence stuff and that's wonderful. But, there is such a thing as too much self-confidence, Tyra.

lunch-break hulu-watching

Today, I was watching The Simpsons on Hulu during lunch, and they made a joke about transubstantiation.

Bet you wish you had a nickel for every time you've read that sentence.

This could get a little crazy..

My new life plan is to not be fifty and think "I really wish I had tried to do that."

I'm only 24.

[Sometimes, I have little panic attacks when I realize how close I am to 25, 27, 30. Seriously, panic attacks.]

I've determined that I don't want to look back on my 20s and realize they were wasted wishing.

Therefore, I'm going to reach for some crazy dreams. Yes, dreams plural. I'm going to go for it. I may never fully realize any of them, but why not try?